Saturday, March 31, 2012

GKLETSOS FACTS




The movement of the Apostle Gletsos with a bulldozer to tear down the side bars of the National Highway Stilida to avoid paying tolls for the people, inspired Greek users of twitter, created by Gkletsos Facts (in ... Chuck Norris Facts!). Here are some of the most successful slogans written so far:
Many people wear Superman pajamas with. Superman wears pajamas with Gletsos.
No D Pangalos! I do not ate together. A Gletsos the ate all by himself!
The weight of Gletsos not count in pounds but in the Richter scale.
The bogeyman before sleep at night, check the closet, maybe hiding Gletsos.
In 1940, Metaxas said NO to fascism of Mussolini. In 2010 Gletsos said NO to the arbitrariness of Bobola.
When Gletsos do push-ups the body remains motionless. The earth recede ...
Darkness fear Gletsos.
When the onions Gletsos clears, they cry.
The Gletsos is the 13th Apostle!
On the first day God created Gletsos.
O Gletsos went on vacation in Virgin Islands. Now called simply Islands.
When you really want something, even if the universe conspired, unless approved by the Gletsos not go anywhere.
The Gletsos can apply to real socialism.
O Gletsos swore the Kougia without taking exodiko.
O Gletsos has questioned Stalin in front of Aleka.
What Gletsos eats for breakfast? "Bar" cereal.
In Gletsos, the closing came out negative - returned the money!
The Gletsos is so tough that shaved a jackhammer.
The Gletsos put the Kofidi to pay the toll!
O Gletsos can eat just one Lays.
The alarm clock rang Gletsos the iPhone normally on January 1.
Gletsos of the iPhone does not need jailbreak and unlock ever. and that only touches which can run apps wants.
The Gletsos puts the chain on the bike on the go. Without falling.
The Gletsos knows who the @ pitsirikos.
The Gletsos can play backgammon with himself, and win in both camps.
O God forgive the Gletsos ever.
O Gletsos decide which day falls Tsiknopempti.
The Gletsos never been candidate for Mayor! The Stilida was nominated to take over!
O Gletsos knows the Karamitros go.
O Gletsos wearing the shirt is ironed and curled automatically!
The Gletsos with that open the Angry Birds, die automatically all the pigs!
He leaves the IMF from Greece, took over the debt Gletsos.
The train no longer exists. The press is Gletsos.
When shopping Gletsos furniture from IKEA, mounted his offer.
The Gletsos do not accept the Zuckerberg on Faceboook.
The Gletsos after the toll, terminate and the Triodion.
O golden ball to Messi and his Gletsos golden bar!
When it goes to the mountain to Mohammed, his liver is gone Gletsos!
The defective iMac Gletsos got from his systemgraph k replaced the same day.
The Gletsos greeklish writes Greek and automatically displayed.
The Gletsos go every summer vacation in the Bermuda Triangle. And it always comes back!
The Goodys Gletsos went on and asked for a Big Mac. He brought it.

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